Who: malia + rock lee, malia + celty sturluson
When: ic: 11/30 and then ic: 12/06
Where: ceres gym and theeeeen malia's apartment!
What: malia trains in the sacred arts!! but then gets the shit kicked out of her by the moon
Rating/Warning: different varieties of violence, pretty much
[ down beloooow ]
please don't make her catch a fly with some chopsticks
well, maybe one or two BUT THEY'RE OKAY, REALLY.
which means when she talked to rock lee again she wanted to make sure to train with him!! she's gone by once or twice but this is the first time she's purposefully gone over to the gym with this in mind. it's... good! she even wore proper attire. gym shorts! t-shirts! a water bottle that she should probably fill up!
yeah!
anyway, when she gets there she's going to look for rock lee. sniffing the air, she follows what she thinks is his scent. hey, rock, where are ya? ]
catch a fly with these chopsticks right now
He's in whatever part of the gym has training dummies, and he's grunting fiercely as he attacks one with his sweetass ninja movements.]
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE 8(
BUT AT LEAST SHE KNOWS WHERE TO GO?! so yeah she's going to turn a corner and watch said sweetass ninja move with a look of surprise. then she approaches! ]
How'd you do that?
[ NO HELLOS HERE ]
NOT IF YOU BELIEVE
Malia-san! Which action are you referring to? Most of the time, the explanation is 'hard work'!
THAT DOESN'T MAKE UP FOR SKILL
The way you just kicked the dummy. [ hm. ] I know it's hard work but I still want to kick someone like that.
[ . . . ]
Usually I just bite them, I mean.
YOUTH DOES
Ah! I see. Well, I can try to teach you if you would like!
...At the same time, I am also interested in seeing your biting technique in aciton!
:(
You don't know how to bite people?
:)
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I guess it's sort of a... leap and then-- [ she clicks her teeth together in a bite. simple! ]
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[He leaps into the air and mimicks her biting motion on the training dummy's arm.]
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You're way too human so your teeth aren't sharp enough. So, I don't think it would help you much in a fight. See, my teeth are sharper.
[ she opens her mouth and doesn't seem to realize her fangs are growing a bit out. malia, that's inhuman!! but people who forget the werecoyote thing should STILL BE A SECRET? this girl. still this girl. it's always going to be this girl. ]
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Ah... s-such teeth! Malia-san... H-how? Is this what truly efficient flossing can achieve?!
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after a moment, she drops her hand from her mouth. totally normal teeth once again!! uhm. ]
Yeah, you should floss. A lot. Probably all the time.
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It makes you... superhuman?
[ sure ]
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I see! Then that's even more reason to try. To try and strive past my limitations!
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You really should work harder if you want teeth like mine. I don't know what you're doing just wasting time like this.
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[He looks ready to race off, but something gives him pause.]
...Ah! But, did you not wish to learn something as well?!
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Oh yeah! Can you teach me how to kick?
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First, assume a fighting stance!
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she sort of looks down at herself and thinks about it for a moment before lifting her hands in two very sloppy fists. it's seriously the most embarrassing stance ever, she has no idea what she's doing. ]
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which she does pretty well! it's not perfect but it's much better at least. ]
How's that?
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Now, from here, we shift our right leg like so, and... [He demonstrates a roundhouse kick!]
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and then she watches him and that's... ah. hm. she chews her lip lightly, looking at the dummy she's next to and... makes an attempt!
her foot connects and she, uh, she might have just broken the dummy in half. as in half the dummy flew right across the room and the bottom half has just fallen over pathetically. ]
Oh, whoops.
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M- Malia-san! You...
You're so strong!!
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I didn't mean to break it though!
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Good job!