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sans

[fingerbanged]

[ from here ]

[He's just going to. Squint at you now. NOT SURE IF ACTUALLY EMBARRASSED OR TRYING TO BULLSHIT HIM.]

Whatever. I don't care how you feel about it, as long as you got the message.

Anyway, why the hell aren't you using it now? If there's any time you gotta blink out of existence, it'd probably be when people are actively trying to kill you. Or... however someone can kill a walking, talking skeleton, anyway.

[criticalhip]

Loud and clear, buddy.

[He's probably going to do it again.]

[Definitely going to do it again.]

And I'm looking for someone. Another skeleton.

Maybe you've seen him?

[fingerbanged]

[SANS. SANS PLS.]

You mean one that isn't from the people who got eaten alive by these creatures? Definitely not. I'd know if I saw another bony guy like you up and running around here.

[But now since his curiosity is piqued...]

Is he like a friend from your neck of the woods or something?

[criticalhip]

You can say that.

[Sans slips his hands into his new fancy pockets and leans back on one of his heels.]

He's my brother. Can't say we look a lot alike, but he's the only other friendly skeleton monster that should be around here.

At least as far as I know. They could always surprise us with something.

[fingerbanged]

[Something in Yusuke's face softens at the mention of a brother, not really expecting that sort of answer from Sans. He plants his hands on his hips, brow furrowed in thought.]

... I sorta wanna ask how skeletons can have families, but something tells me that's not really a thing I need an answer to.

What does he look like, exactly? Aside from, y'know... being nothing but bones and all.

[criticalhip]

Tall. Super cool. Goes 'nyeh heh heh' a lot. Usually he wears an awesome costume but whoever's running this thing made us put on some fancy stuff.

Pretty sure he still had his scarf on last I saw.

[fingerbanged]

[Yusuke mulls over that description, trying to recall if he maybe, SOMEHOW saw someone similar during his escape, but something much more important comes to mind.]

Hold on a sec.

You can't be super cool and make noises like 'nyeh heh heh'. That just doesn't add up.

[criticalhip]

[BITCH WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MY BROTHER???]

Papyrus manages it.

That's how cool he is.

[fingerbanged]

[I'M SAYING HE'S A FUCKIN NERD, BRO]

Cool to a five year old, maybe.

Granted, you ARE kinda small...

[criticalhip]

[Sans will remember this.]

Eh, that's true. I'm older but still somehow the little brother. Funny how that works out.

But anyway, hilarious paradoxes aside, you should get to know him before you start saying he isn't cool. He's pretty good at surprising people like that.

[fingerbanged]

[Is this going to result in a bad time later, because Yusuke doesn't have space in his schedule for this.]

Relax, you're not the shortest older person I've met. At least you seem to crack past four feet, anyway. [And somewhere Genkai will probably vow to slap the shit out of Yusuke whenever he returns.]

[It is a little surprising at how defensive Sans is (or... as defensive as he's seen him) of this unseen brother, so he decides to reign it back... for now.]

I dunno, man, you're not a great point of reference for 'cool'. [YOU AREN'T EITHER, DIPSHIT.] But... we'll see. If I ever run into them, anyway.

[criticalhip]

Hey, I'm perfectly relaxed.

[It's true! He's totally fine with being the short one between him and Papyrus. He gets to score free piggy back rides. Free piggy back rides meant free nap time. Free nap time meant he didn't have to do anything and that in itself is priceless.]

[But yeah Yusuke, you're gonna have a bad time later for badmouthing Papyrus.]

I'm sure you will. He's good at making himself known to people.

[Even if they're giant buttholes. Like you.]