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C E R E A L I A ★ M O D S。 ([personal profile] reparator) wrote in [community profile] estoria2014-11-15 09:47 pm

« 005 ⇢ event005.exe »

Who: CERES & you
When: IC: 10/04 | OOC: 11/15
Where: ViViD & McCERES
What: Intro Log
Rating/Warning: PG-13 | slightly nsfw

//event005.EXE

Learning is Fundamental! Let's play CERESLearn


ViViD's usual worlds are unfortunately down for maintenance. While CERES' programmers work on getting it back up and running, all new entrees this round will be going through a different level than usual. Only a single world is accessible at the moment, a simple one entitled 'CERESLearn.' "What the $%@& is this?" you must be thinking. Well, it's simple!

It's a study program, of course! CERES' advanced AI technology is here to make sure you learn and that you learn sexily. Whether or not you pay attention to the actual content is up to you, the player. Please enjoy it while it lasts. They're here to teach you a variety of subjects and also to make you feel vaguely uncomfortable all over.

New arrivals and those logging into ViViD will first find themselves in a classroom with a new operator greeting them rather than Vidia.
"Greetings and welcome to Cerealia! It's nice of you to join us at last. As you can see, we're just about to get started!

Here are the instructions:

♥ Choose your subject of choice. They include things like medicine, math, CERES economics, CERES history, fun facts about Julius, engineering, and science!
♥ Choose your tutor. You can hire Astor, Hilda, or UN-Zippy
♥ They'll teach you slowly, deliberately, sensually. Then after that, they'll drill you hard and without stopping.
♥ Just when you think you've had enough, they'll quiz you all over until you're sweating and panting.
♥ For those of you who pass, you'll be welcomed well into Cerealia and be given a free voucher for a McCERES Mildly Content meal. Please enjoy!"

//SCENARIOS.EXE
PHASE I
[ xx:xx ] Once you choose your lesson and your tutor, you will be transported to a classroom where you and a few other players who decide to choose the same lesson will sit with your tutor after school, getting knowledge taught to you by someone who seems more intent on learning what's under your clothes than filling your head with knowledge. They will be awkwardly stretching, dropping pencils by 'accident' on the floor, and bending down slowly to pick them up. Certain things might be spilling out of their clothes. Awkward things. They will breathe down your neck and make sure you are well-versed in their anatomy by the end of the lesson.

Fortunately, it won't last long as their bodies start to flicker erratically.
PHASE II
[ xx:xx ] Just as things begin to escalate, the flickering will grow intense until your tutor will start to morph before your eyes. What takes their place is something that is anything but friendly. And yes, it will continue to breathe down your neck and speak in a sweet, soft, alluring voice while reaching out with its 'hands' to try and touch you.

This will be your cue to run through the halls of the school while That Thing chases you in every single direction imaginable. There will be others joining you as everyone starts bolting out of their classrooms.
PHASE III
[ xx:xx ] Feeling tired already? Well, don't stop and rest now! For those who successfully murder their own tutor, they will get their food voucher and a lovely welcome into CERES. You've officially passed! Everyone will be allowed to mingle around the game room in the CERES Research Tower before being directed into McCERES just across the street. For those who were already in the colony, you will also receive a voucher and directions to McCERES at the end of the game in case you want to go meet up with the newcomers there or just eat some artery-killing fast food.

PHASE IV
[ xx:xx ] For those who get eaten by That Thing or don't pass their quizzes and upset their tutors, they will be forced to endure the Price of Failure. This means being sent to the gym with the other 'failures' to endure a painfully slow and erotic striptease by UN-Zippy. Once that is over, they will then be logged out and allowed to have their complimentary McCERES voucher.

BONUS
[ why:o'clock ] Congratulations on surviving CERESLearn! Here's your complimentary voucher for a free Mildly Content Meal at McCERES. This month's special is also the McKnight Burger. Characters are immediately invited to take a load off and enjoy some good ol' fashion fast food of questionable origin. Those who decide to order and eat here will also get a special toy included inside their Mildly Content Meals.
[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with trigger-y or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE
Welcome to CEREALIA's latest intro post. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's usual arrival experience (which is not entirely applicable this round for reasons stated above^) and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!


changeably: (I might bounce back; my friend)

[personal profile] changeably 2014-11-18 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
[The old-fashioned way is the best way, and scribbling in a notebook is much more obvious than clacking keys to Cynbel. He's not at all bothered when a man he recognizes from that one festival speaks up and proves to be just as nerdy as expected, either.]

Uncomfortable, at best, though not very unusual for this place.

[He makes a face, broadcasting how distasteful he found the whole thing. Skimpy clothes are one thin, but shoving it in people's faces is another. Surely Mr. Stuffy Lunettes can understand that.]

The true faces they were hiding were much worse, in my opinion.
allweather: (shut the fuck up)

[personal profile] allweather 2014-11-18 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Hello, tiny redhead. That opinion is noted - as being the same as everyone's so far, at that - but not exactly helpful. Perhaps he should have been more specific, let him try again...]

Well- I meant describe as in... [he taps the pen, thinking] how they were made, how they were put on - why they started to fail very suddenly.

[shudder... so many gross things]
changeably: (Now it's night)

[personal profile] changeably 2014-11-18 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
Ah! I see.

[Now that he has a clearer idea of the question, he taps a finger on his chin as he tries to figure out an answer.]

Everything in ViViD is illusion, isn't it? So, it would stand to reason the disguises are made in the same way everything else there is, wouldn't you say? If they were only that, then putting them on and their failure is much more simple to explain.

[That's basically how he's come to understand the holograms and VR technology around here, so it's his best guess.]
allweather: (does he even comb his hair)

[personal profile] allweather 2014-11-18 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
[An illusion, huh... Master Rufus would be so disappointed in him. But still, it wasn't like any illusions he's familiar with, so he'll excuse himself under the pretense of machine illusions being strange and terrible.]

That may be... but then why would only that single piece of the whole environment change? If, as you say, everything in there is false - well, none of the furniture turned into something else.
changeably: (Smell this tea)

[personal profile] changeably 2014-11-18 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
[They really are. Illusions suck, even when you can see through them and know the creepy tutor is actually a creepy bug from the get-go.]

Well, if they were different illusions made by different people, it wouldn't be very hard to make them act apart!

[He waves his hands, trying to gesture the idea of a divide.]

Especially if they were not intended to be there at all, and they simply invited themselves into the game.
allweather: (master no!!!!!)

[personal profile] allweather 2014-11-19 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh- this is that mysterious third party theory again, isn't it? Or close enough to it. Reim considers, as much as he can with limited knowledge of how it really works.]

In that case, what became of the tutors we were meant to have? [He shakes his head like I know they're not actually real, but!!] Surely whoever controls that illusory world would have noticed sooner.
changeably: (To shed my morning tears)

[personal profile] changeably 2014-11-19 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Reim, you are so smart. Cynbel gives him a little nod of acknowledgement before he glances around for anyone who might be nosy and listening in on them.]

Truthfully...

[He waves Reim closer, lifting a hand to contain his voice between them, even though he's whispering now.]

Those that run this colony seem to be ill-equipped, at best. Would you believe we've had such incidents before, more than once, in my few months here?
allweather: (little girls with giant dogs)

[personal profile] allweather 2014-11-19 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
[Hopefully no one is walking by in time to see Reim stoop considerably. This height difference is killing him, officially.]

Be[oh yes keeping the voices down] Before? Just how often does this happen?
changeably: (Walking down the stairs)

[personal profile] changeably 2014-11-19 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
[The height difference is amazing, okay, 6' nerd and 3' fairy are a match made in hilarity.]

There was the time we couldn't leave ViViD, when I first arrived, and the time the new arrivals were branded criminals when they'd done nothing wrong and were attacked by those robots... Oh, and recently, a group of "terrorists" forced us all the try and kill one another for lights that would protect us from monstrous spiders.

[He counts these off on his fingers as he goes.]

At least once a month, something odd happens along those lines.
allweather: (what could he ever need to look up at)

[personal profile] allweather 2014-11-19 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Clearly Reim should pick him up, except no one would be comfortable with that, ever.

In any case, he listens with mild disbelief that these things keep escalating in absurdity... He doesn't doubt what Cynbel is saying, but to think that this is all happening at all-? The spiders in particular just sound—unnecessary.]


And no one has explained why any of this is happening? Not even to say they're aware of it?
changeably: (This will never last)

[personal profile] changeably 2014-11-19 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[That would be so awkward.... He's practically an adult, even if he doesn't act like it and is half Reim's height.]

They claim it to be "mistakes" and otherwise take no responsibility for it until after the fact, and they generally allow us to flounder on our own until then.

[He shakes his head, sighing. It gets a little draining, but Cynbel's used to having to look out for himself.]

Usually, they blame it on a group called "Gorgon", if I recall correctly.
allweather: (destruction)

[personal profile] allweather 2014-11-20 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Maybe if he were an old woman. Alas.

But hey, thanks for another name to jot down.]


Let me guess- this "Gorgon" group has never actually introduced themselves. They're either quite good at undermining their foes, or they don't actually exist.
changeably: (And dream of what could be)

[personal profile] changeably 2014-11-20 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[Cynbel nods. Reim seems to be getting it pretty quickly, so that makes this easier.]

The only contact we've had directly with them, ourselves, is through the machines.

[He reaches into the bag over his shoulder, pulling out his CereVice.]
Edited 2014-11-20 23:46 (UTC)
allweather: (reim huge hands lunettes)

[personal profile] allweather 2014-11-22 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
[+10 INT

The machine - like everything else - does interest him. Supposedly it's supposed to mimic a telephone, but it has so many lights and looks for all the world like a very expensive, rather flat brick— He didn't drop it yet, at least. But to avoid that now, rather than take out his own he will stick to letting Cynbel wave his around.]


Really! [That's more than he expected! Although- the machines could have more of those illusions, couldn't they- mm. He'd like a crash course in this.] Is it— still there?

[how do you TALK about DATABASES what IS a database]
changeably: (Now it's night)

[personal profile] changeably 2014-11-23 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
[REIM.... what a nerd. It's a good thing Cynbel can't hear any of that and sort of brushes off the entire idea as "weird human metal magic", because otherwise, he'd be pretty confused. He does know how to work it decently enough, luckily for the both of them.]

It is! But it's rather hard to see any meaning in it.

[He taps along for a few moments, pulling up the message and turning the device towards Reim.]

Take a look for yourself.
allweather: (adjusts)

[personal profile] allweather 2014-11-23 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[Shh, shh. Anyway, he will take a look, and... after a moment, furrow his brow and direct his look to Cynbel, like, excuse me.]

This is complete nonsense.
changeably: (This will never last)

[personal profile] changeably 2014-11-24 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
[Cynbel raises his eyebrows, giving Reim a "told you so" look right back.]

I did say it was hard to take any meaning from it, didn't I?

[He shrugs and powers down the device, moving to put it away.]

But that is the only communication from any such group with that name we have, unless they've been avoiding taking credit for the other problems here.
allweather: (why isn't this one keyworded)

[personal profile] allweather 2014-11-24 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
[He's so offended, that was just... These Gorgon people are useless.]

Perhaps they'll learn to write properly, and contact us again...
changeably: (Now it's night)

[personal profile] changeably 2014-11-25 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[Clearly, Reim would be a much more effective terrorist, even in space.]

Perhaps they will! After all, these incidents happen every few weeks, and if it is them doing it all, they're sure to say something eventually. It would be easier to catch them, or discover what it is they want that way.
allweather: (hurt still)

[personal profile] allweather 2014-11-26 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
[Put THAT on his resume. He sighs.]

So we have nothing else to do but wait. I can't say I'm not disappointed, but, well- that will have to do.