Wait, you serious? Why the hell ain't there more lawyer action movies?
[He is so here for this. Why hasn't he ever gone to see a lawyer movie before, damn! He always assumed they'd be about, like, the law and stuff! Leon leans across the table excitedly:]
You ever, like, help out by usin' magic as a distraction? You could pull a bird out of a hat or somethin'! Or maybe an explosion . . . ahhh, that'd be aaawesome! I'd one thousand percent go see that movie!
[He's kind of forgotten there are actual legal battles involved at this point.
He's leaning on the drink menu, though, and glances down at it when it shifts under his arms. Hmmmm.]
Hey, so, if you know about legal stuff, d'you know what the drinking age is here?
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[He is so here for this. Why hasn't he ever gone to see a lawyer movie before, damn! He always assumed they'd be about, like, the law and stuff! Leon leans across the table excitedly:]
You ever, like, help out by usin' magic as a distraction? You could pull a bird out of a hat or somethin'! Or maybe an explosion . . . ahhh, that'd be aaawesome! I'd one thousand percent go see that movie!
[He's kind of forgotten there are actual legal battles involved at this point.
He's leaning on the drink menu, though, and glances down at it when it shifts under his arms. Hmmmm.]
Hey, so, if you know about legal stuff, d'you know what the drinking age is here?