[ Man, really? Even this white-haired fluffy thing's almost a foot taller than he is?? There's no justice in this world. But Styx ain't looking for trouble, so he... makes a show of looking around indignantly. ]

Yeah, I know, right? What kind of asshole runs around throwing paper at people? I'll, uh, keep you posted when I find the perp, so you just go... do whatever it is kids do.

[ Aaand he's just gonna start making shooing motions with his hands. ]