[...Zura's lost it. Ah, well, he lost it a long time ago (his head not necessarily his virginity), but the most outrageous thing of all is that Sakamoto's actually considering it.]

F-fanservice?! D'ya really think that'll work?

A-ah... If we gained enough popularity, they could give us our own arc! Without that stupid, white-haired perm!

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