[Sakamoto is just as terrible. Obviously, he's main character material! He has money, power, charisma, and an extremely compelling vice captain. She's cooler than Elizabeth (and cooler than Sakamoto).

He folds his arms, thinking carefully.]

Wait, wait! We're goin' about this all wrong- That kind of service, that kind of sexual tension-

[please stop talking]

Fanservice is all about what is and isn't there! We can't just kiss outright! Everything has to be subtle.