[Having flipped the mattress and blankets off of the bed, he's focused on finding a weak part of it that he can destroy, and only half listening now.]

Man, they should've made me a fake doctor. Bet I could've found at least one cute nurse that isn't scary as hell wandering around in here.

[That last bit catches his attention, and he pauses in the act of nearly hanging off of the bed to pull at a promising piece of rail. He stares, then starts laughing.]

Are you kidding me? What better time to find out that shit is crazy than getting chased by tentacle monsters? I've had to beat boss monsters with less, before.