Ha, I guess so? I don't know any fancy tricks like that. My sword's perfectly normal.
[Mostly, if the shape doesn't count. But it's not alive or magical, so those are normal points in its favor.
He's distracted from the topic of swords by a door to one side up ahead, which is labeled "Supplies" but might just contain a monster janitor or something. That's not going to stop him from shuffling over and pulling it open to root through, though - please, hospital, give him something better than broken pottery to work with. As an afterthought, he motions his new accomplice over.] Hey, come here.
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[Mostly, if the shape doesn't count. But it's not alive or magical, so those are normal points in its favor.
He's distracted from the topic of swords by a door to one side up ahead, which is labeled "Supplies" but might just contain a monster janitor or something. That's not going to stop him from shuffling over and pulling it open to root through, though - please, hospital, give him something better than broken pottery to work with. As an afterthought, he motions his new accomplice over.] Hey, come here.