[ No offense, but he'll be going to wary of allll the doctor-looking people around here. Who knows which of them wrote that travesty of a medical record? (May it rest in pieces.) ]

Normally I associate "big and toothy" with "wants to eat me alive". But I suppose I can give it points for not swiping at my face when I opened the door.

[ At least he had enough self-control to not immediately stab it with a magical sword. If it did turn out to be friendly, he'd have a lot of awkward explaining to do. ]