[Finally, a proper hospital with a cute girl all dressed up. The fact that the coat is too big makes her all the more adorable, and he smiles a bit goofily to himself. She looks too young, but there's no harm in actually being semi-nice, he supposes.]

What am I, a mascot for a drink company? I don't actually have a theme song, it's just some bull they stuck down on this chart.

[He considers it.]

I don't even know what I'd pick if I did have a theme song. That'd be a tough choice.