[ Is he really being lectured, is this really happening- so of course, he turns up the sarcasm like a bratty teenager instead of the centenarian he is. ]

Oh, well, excuse me for being in mortal terror for my life! I'll just forget about looking for things to defend myself with AFTER you and the other quacks strap me to a fucking dissection table, shall I?

- look, what part of "I was kidnapped" don't you understand??