[Well, why not? He doesn't have anything better to do here, and at least this way he might get a sweet theme song out of the whole thing.]

That's a great question, there's just so many to choose from.

[No, there aren't, but he will be ticking things off on his fingers anyway.]

I'm witty, charming, great at video games, I can fight well, I used to battle crime a lot back home, I can cook better than anyone, hmmm, what else...