I'll wait until we leave this so-called hospital. Something tells me I wouldn't be able to enjoy reading here very much.
[ Understatement of the century. Reading is meant to be fun and relaxing. How could anyone enjoy reading in these conditions? Even the book was well-written, he'd be too distracted to process it all correctly, and that's just unfair to the book.
Anyhow, he'll just pick up a scalpel or two and call it a day. He hopes he never has to use one in a fight. Scalpels make for terrible last resorts. But hey, at least he's ready if there's something small to cut. ]
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[ Understatement of the century. Reading is meant to be fun and relaxing. How could anyone enjoy reading in these conditions? Even the book was well-written, he'd be too distracted to process it all correctly, and that's just unfair to the book.
Anyhow, he'll just pick up a scalpel or two and call it a day. He hopes he never has to use one in a fight. Scalpels make for terrible last resorts. But hey, at least he's ready if there's something small to cut. ]