No kidding! And even when you prove 'em wrong, they just go from "oh shit, it's a monster, kill it!" to "oh shit, it's a talking monster, what a freak!"

[ SOLIDARITY WITH A HUMAN, WHAT EVEN- waaait a second. ]

So, uh, you got some first-hand experience with that kinda thing? Either you got issues, kid, or you're the tallest goblin I've ever seen in my fucking life.