With all these humans running around, you'd THINK they have orcs on other worlds, but noooo...
[ ... man. He's not used to people who actually get hurt by him being an asshole have thinner skin than he's accustomed to. Clearly, he oughta change the subject and lighten the mood by maybe giving her nightmares. ]
Okay, so, imagine a big green guy who's eight feet tall, wider at the shoulder than however high you stand. All muscles and nerves, no neck to speak of, and strong enough to throw either of us like a damn softball. Or break fully-armored soldiers like rag-dolls.
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[ ... man. He's not used to people who
actually get hurt by him being an assholehave thinner skin than he's accustomed to. Clearly, he oughta change the subject and lighten the mood by maybe giving her nightmares. ]Okay, so, imagine a big green guy who's eight feet tall, wider at the shoulder than however high you stand. All muscles and nerves, no neck to speak of, and strong enough to throw either of us like a damn softball. Or break fully-armored soldiers like rag-dolls.
That's an orc.