[Please teach him the way of the bro, bro-senpai. Also he prays they never talk of this fiasco again once they're out of here...]

Aside from like...everything that's happening here? I mean, I just randomly showed up here and the staff wanted me to be a doctor for no reason? That's pretty weird.

[He crosses his arms as he tries to think of more...]

Hmmm...and then I ran into some pretty nurses. I'm not a patient but they wanted me to get up to date with my shots so they gave me one...