Well yeah. Kinda pointless to write to somebody who isn't real, isn't it? [Sorry Jack, this one did have a pretty different childhood. He'll tell you all about it sometime, but now isn't that time. Instead, he almost looks indignant at the statement following.]

My mind's totally open, but unless I see Santa or the Easter Bunny or something I'm not seeing what that has to do with you and the whole flight thing.