[are they really bonding over being grandpas]

Right?! This place has way too much of it. Can't even go to the bathroom without having to deal with machines -- what ever happened to good old ways of doing things?

S'why I don't think I can stand to work at the same bar I'm at right now, between you and me.

[also because he gets tired of tossing people out

and also because he doesn't like calling someone else 'boss']