[ Aw, jeez. Really? Sniffles?? Seriously, he's fine with angry people throwing things at him, trying to murder him, or threatening him with bodily violence, but crying at him- ]

Hey, c'mon now! Someone's got to say it! [ wait. ] Er, no, not the part where I accuse you of doing horrible shit, but the part where you shouldn't be fucking yourself up over knickknacks that can be replaced!