[ you know what, he'll address the tail in a moment, first he must salvage his manly pride, all while still freaking out and wiping his mouth like a wussy ]

Oona!! I-- no!!! Wait!! I-I've kissed a girl bef-- w-well, we agreed that it didn't count... b-but, it kinda did...... it's... complicated.....

But-- But girlfriends don't jump out of the water and scare the crap out of you!!!!

Do they?

I hope not...