_{[ serious as a heart attack: ]}

Then don't bring your sword into the bath tub, Mikazuki-dono.
I have made the same mistake when visiting the onsen in Kyoto. I know you are wary of exposing your asscheeks to strangers as am I, but carrying your sword into the water can damage it.

...oh. We should.
_{[ Katsura will reach over and do that for you, grandpa. ]}