swordsitter: (& his hands so cold they shake)
kure "why this?!" haru ([personal profile] swordsitter) wrote in [community profile] estoria2015-09-08 03:29 pm

( OPEN )

Who: swordhaus + cr
When: throughout march
Where: the three apartments swordhaus uses.. or will be, once the newbies arrive
What: march catch-all
Rating/Warning: probably nothing, but i'll edit as necessary.




[ this is a busy, noisy household. sorry, neighbors. ]
hoasen: (A BARGAIN WHERE?)

too bad!!!

[personal profile] hoasen 2015-10-09 12:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[SHUSH she just does it because of tradition! Being in Cerealia has made her more superstitious than she once was...]

Ah...[They're in a house full of Japanese swords, perhaps it was better to go by majority ruling.] What are the type of cleansing techniques from Japan?
helmsplitter: (annoyed like usual)

nope nope

[personal profile] helmsplitter 2015-10-09 12:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[okay, now she gets a real Look(tm). The kind reserved for when people say really dumb things to him.]

Ahn? I'm a war sword, how the hell should I know?
hoasen: (URM)

YES???

[personal profile] hoasen 2015-10-09 12:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's not stupid, he's been living there all his life?!]

Didn't you see any practices? Had blessings performed before battle?
helmsplitter: (no no no)

NO

[personal profile] helmsplitter 2015-10-09 12:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't be there for 'em even if they had 'em.

[His was a sword meant for killing. His masters left him behind for any purification that needed to happen.]

You'd be better off askin' Kousetsu or Taroutachi.
hoasen: (seek)

HE'LL BE SPARKLY

[personal profile] hoasen 2015-10-09 12:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[They could bless his master!!! God the people around him, she's going to beat them up.]

I suppose I could. [But she's too tired to bother later.] But for now, we will have to improvise. We need salt.
helmsplitter: or f*cks, but we're pg-13 here (gives 0 cares)

ugh double NO now

[personal profile] helmsplitter 2015-10-09 01:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Salt?

...

Okay.

[Well, he was done here anyway, so he gets up and goes to the kitchen. It takes him a moment of opening and closing cupboards to find what he needs, but he comes back a few moments later with a cannister of salt. Or is it sugar? He has no idea. He doesn't cook.

He sets it on the table.
]

Now what?
hoasen: (wonder)

it attracts more rivals!!!

[personal profile] hoasen 2015-10-09 01:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[Great, they have salt! Now, she's mixing here. Some say toss the salt at the evil spirits, but for now...]

We need to offer salt to hungry spirits. [Since they don't have sticky rice.] Let's make a pile outside the door of the apartment.
helmsplitter: (what was that?)

STILL NO

[personal profile] helmsplitter 2015-10-09 01:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Just on the ground or do we need to put it on something?

[Also why the hell do spirits eat salt? He's going to have to ask Taroutachi this later.]
hoasen: (do you need this?)

DOUBLE YES

[personal profile] hoasen 2015-10-09 01:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[She thinks about this. Since they're not trying to scare them away, just offer peace offerings...]

A plate or a bowl? It might be more polite that way.

[LOOK, they eat anything, but in S*pernatural they hate salt so she's like go figure. Going with they like food right now.]
helmsplitter: (i'm listening)

ugh ur the worst

[personal profile] helmsplitter 2015-10-09 02:02 pm (UTC)(link)
'kay.

[Back to the kitchen he goes to get a plate. He isn't sure which one is best to use, but spirits aren't huge, right? So a small plate will work? He looks around, and manages to find one in the back that likely won't be used for awhile.

It's shaped like a panda face and about the size of his hand. Good enough.

He brings it back and hands it to Vietnam.
]

This'll work?
hoasen: (over where?)

do u mean the best

[personal profile] hoasen 2015-10-09 02:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[He came back with a really cute plate. She's staring at it for a moment after she took it like ah, she's endeared.]

This will work perfectly. [The hungry spirits should be appeased if they use such cute plates too? She now decides to stand up after all that relaxing.]

Let's head to the door.
helmsplitter: (so tired of this)

yes and no

[personal profile] helmsplitter 2015-10-09 02:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[He doesn't get why she's staring at the plate, but whatever. Some people were weird about plates.

He just shrugs, grabs the salt, and follows after her to the door, opening it to go out into the hall when they reach it. He turns around and holds it open for her, looking around.
]

So what do we do with it? Just dump the salt in the plate and leave it?
hoasen: (oceans)

oh a no :(

[personal profile] hoasen 2015-10-09 02:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[Dotanuki, it's like you and beastly creatures.

She thanks him after he holds the door open and follows after him before crouching down beside the entrance, putting the plate down next to the wall. It's positioned so that it's on the wall to the side of the door that's furthest from the stairs and elevator, that way no one will kick the plate.]


That is what we will do. [She holds her hand out for the salt canister.] It would've been better if we had a shrine, but we are doing a fast version here.
helmsplitter: (discussions)

:| always

[personal profile] helmsplitter 2015-10-09 02:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[So she wants to stab the plate????

He hands her the salt canister (hopefully it IS salt and not sugar, he has no idea), then crouches down to watch her work.
]

We can ask one a' the others to set one up if you're really bent on gettin' one.
hoasen: (contemplation)

CRIES

[personal profile] hoasen 2015-10-09 02:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[NO!!! Not that kind of love.

Taking the salt, she now piles a generous amount into the centre of the plate. She doesn't want to waste it though, so it's not a full heap.]


It is fine. Since we are just trying to stop a curse. The others should be better at cleansing the place, no?
helmsplitter: (huh? oh ok)

[personal profile] helmsplitter 2015-10-12 01:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess?

[He thought the salt was going to cleanse it? He really has no idea wtf is going on and is totally asking Taroutachi about all this later.]

If we use the salt, isn't that enough?
hoasen: (yo just chillin' and stuff)

[personal profile] hoasen 2015-10-12 01:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[Salt can cleanse it...in fact she'd say leave it on the table just in case.]

I'm not entirely sure the spirits will follow this lore. There's many ways to use salt, and salt might not work on them either.
helmsplitter: (no no no)

[personal profile] helmsplitter 2015-10-15 09:19 am (UTC)(link)
...This is complicated as hell. Do we really gotta do it?

[WHY IS THIS SO HARD? IT WAS JUST A JOKE???]
hoasen: (A BARGAIN WHERE?)

[personal profile] hoasen 2015-10-15 02:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[THIS PLAN CANNOT FAIL.]

We've done one part, that's all we need to do. [Not much else other than pray if they actually believe in it.] Now we just go about our business.
helmsplitter: (what was that?)

[personal profile] helmsplitter 2015-10-19 02:00 pm (UTC)(link)
About our business, huh?

[he is asking taroutachi about this, like, tonight.]

Alright, then you wanna watch another movie?
hoasen: (waves)

[personal profile] hoasen 2015-10-19 02:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes indeed.

[Firm nod! And Taroutachi sure is going to have a field day with this question. And now the task is done, Vietnam's back to being tired, so--]

I would like to watch another movie, yes. What is next?
helmsplitter: (what was that?)

[personal profile] helmsplitter 2015-10-19 02:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[Doutanuki shrugs and heads back to the couch, searching through all the things he rented online. He randomly chooses one about some future war and starts it up.]

This one, I guess. I just get whatever's in the video store Master showed me.
hoasen: (yo just chillin' and stuff)

[personal profile] hoasen 2015-10-19 02:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[Insert Star Wars joke even though we got Star Wars characters.

She follows after and then sits back down on the couch, waiting for him to start the movie up.]


I see, whatever looks good...oh! I think I saw parts of this one before when it was on the normal channels. It was good from what I observed.
helmsplitter: (i'm listening)

[personal profile] helmsplitter 2015-10-23 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
You don't mind watching it again?

[Although he halfway expects her to fall asleep part of the way through.]
hoasen: (A BARGAIN WHERE?)

[personal profile] hoasen 2015-10-24 12:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[She nods.] I do not mind at all. I do not remember everything, so I would like to be reminded.

[but yes there is a possibility that she will pass out only because of how tired she is.]

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