Maaaybe. Word gets around pretty fast here! [He won't contribute to it, at least, but that's all he can promise... The wonders of futuristic technology make life hard!! And also people like Sousei, they make life hard, too.
But one day they're going to wind up in jail anyway honestly, it's only a matter of time. IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME... Hopefully it'll at least be for something stupid and/or hilarious so they can laugh about it as Haru screams in the background trying to come up with bail-out money.]
Good, good! It'd be a bad way to introduce yourself to the town, y'know? Showing up all scuffed 'cause some crazy lady threw a rake at you... [Reaching out to pat his arm!! Not in a condescending way, just in the usual handsy sort of "I can't stop touching other people" way he has. Months in Cerealia hasn't cured him of this... It's probably made it worse, someone stop him. As for the question:]
Nope! You're right, they're pretty bad at aiming and I'm not bad at dodging. [THEY NEED BETTER TROOPS. Or not because then they probably would be hit by microwaves with their luck. He seems to be considering something for a second then...] You're lucky you didn't show up and get all tired like some of the people here. Keep an eye on yourself though, 'kay? Just in case.
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But one day they're going to wind up in jail anyway honestly, it's only a matter of time. IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME... Hopefully it'll at least be for something stupid and/or hilarious so they can laugh about it as Haru screams in the background trying to come up with bail-out money.]
Good, good! It'd be a bad way to introduce yourself to the town, y'know? Showing up all scuffed 'cause some crazy lady threw a rake at you... [Reaching out to pat his arm!! Not in a condescending way, just in the usual handsy sort of "I can't stop touching other people" way he has. Months in Cerealia hasn't cured him of this... It's probably made it worse, someone stop him. As for the question:]
Nope! You're right, they're pretty bad at aiming and I'm not bad at dodging. [THEY NEED BETTER TROOPS. Or not because then they probably would be hit by microwaves with their luck. He seems to be considering something for a second then...] You're lucky you didn't show up and get all tired like some of the people here. Keep an eye on yourself though, 'kay? Just in case.