Well, yeah, I'm an athlete and all, but it totally ain't the same!

[At least it's not for him, because he's a lucky asshole. He does look strong and well-muscled, despite his complaining about just mopping some floors . . . ]

Cleaning's way more tiring! Probably 'cuz it's so boring. And it's not like I really practice my pitching anyway, 'cuz that's boring too.