[There's an internal war going on here, because bragging is one of his favorite things, but baseball isn't . . . still, in the end, bragging wins out. Honestly, it's not even bragging, per se, when it comes to this topic; it's just the cold hard facts. He sits back comfortably on the couch, cupping his hands around the teacup.]

Well, yeah, 'course it is! I'm the best in Japan! It's not just my aim, either! Aim's pretty easy . . . ah, but all of it's pretty easy, actually. Like, it's cool and all, but it ain't as hard as people make it out to be!