[while the Straw Hats have found each other and banded together into their own camp, complete with the world's best chef, the world's best uh bug-catcher, and two idiots who will gladly beat the shit out of any of those supposedly too-big-to-hunt-or-fish beasties, there's still a good chance Zoro is out and about by himself, either by choice or by accident. He's in an uncharted jungle, if you thought it was easy to get lost in the city where all the streets and buildings are numbered, just watch him here...
Options include:
- Ask for his help taking down a monster for dinner! He's very good with his swords and has beheaded dragons before, he'll get you a meal. But make sure he's attacking the right monsters. - Watch him wander around lost while looking for firewood, his way back to camp, etc. Laugh at him. Or lead him back to his crew out of pity. - Challenge him to a fight! Nothing says sparring matches have to be put on hold just because survival is at stake. - Show him the wonder of the plant and mushroom life. Whether as a deliberate prank or an accident, if you want to get him high as balls, huggy and squishy, or so energized that he'll try to push over huge trees with his bare hands, this is a good chance. - Take him exploring! He doesn't really give two shits about ruins of villages, he's not Robin, but he does make a good bodyguard.
He might be grouchy by day 5, though. That's what happens when there's no booze in the jungle.]
Bonus:
[with the fire effect worn off, Zoro is back to normal, meaning that he might be annoyed by a bird now and then. If his crew is around, he'll manage to get rid of it, but alone, lost in the jungle trying to find his way back to their camp, anyone can spot him flailing his arms around his head to fend off the happy birdie]
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[while the Straw Hats have found each other and banded together into their own camp, complete with the world's best chef, the world's best uh bug-catcher, and two idiots who will gladly beat the shit out of any of those supposedly too-big-to-hunt-or-fish beasties, there's still a good chance Zoro is out and about by himself, either by choice or by accident. He's in an uncharted jungle, if you thought it was easy to get lost in the city where all the streets and buildings are numbered, just watch him here...
Options include:
- Ask for his help taking down a monster for dinner! He's very good with his swords and has beheaded dragons before, he'll get you a meal. But make sure he's attacking the right monsters.
- Watch him wander around lost while looking for firewood, his way back to camp, etc. Laugh at him. Or lead him back to his crew out of pity.
- Challenge him to a fight! Nothing says sparring matches have to be put on hold just because survival is at stake.
- Show him the wonder of the plant and mushroom life. Whether as a deliberate prank or an accident, if you want to get him high as balls, huggy and squishy, or so energized that he'll try to push over huge trees with his bare hands, this is a good chance.
- Take him exploring! He doesn't really give two shits about ruins of villages, he's not Robin, but he does make a good bodyguard.
He might be grouchy by day 5, though. That's what happens when there's no booze in the jungle.]
Bonus:
[with the fire effect worn off, Zoro is back to normal, meaning that he might be annoyed by a bird now and then. If his crew is around, he'll manage to get rid of it, but alone, lost in the jungle trying to find his way back to their camp, anyone can spot him flailing his arms around his head to fend off the happy birdie]
Get off me! Piss off, you stupid thing!
[which only makes it worse]