[ What's wrong... well, where to start. I was just going to check on the garden and then I was floating and then I was dumped into a river and I can't really swim, so I panicked and got all muddy trying to get out, but then I ran into a bug with twisty eyebrows and it bit me and now I'm hugging you and getting mud all over your pretty clothes and I have no idea who you are or what I'm doing seems like a grand place to begin.
Except when Mary actually tries to explain, all that emerges is a very distressed: ]
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Except when Mary actually tries to explain, all that emerges is a very distressed: ]
Your pretty clothes--