[Fortunately for him (and unfortunately for everyone), Jason's landing was extremely more dignified. Which means he's unharmed, on the ground, and already taking stock on their current situation when he comes across the Hawke piñata.
... Yeah. He's just going to quirk an eyebrow over here, casually pick up her sword, and experimentally give it a little spin. If she breaks her neck and dies, he's totally claiming dibs on it.]
So... Should I ask how's the view from up there? Or is that too trite?
[This is why light, sleek armor is the best.......]
adds to your phase one pile............
... Yeah. He's just going to quirk an eyebrow over here, casually pick up her sword, and experimentally give it a little spin. If she breaks her neck and dies, he's totally claiming dibs on it.]
So... Should I ask how's the view from up there? Or is that too trite?
[This is why light, sleek armor is the best.......]