[ it's you!! you nerd, why do you keep showing up and sassing her in places she refuses to be sassed in? hawke's one step away from sticking her tongue out at jason but she. doesn't. instead she just gives a bit of a facetious smile and gestures towards her sword. ]

Do try not to slice yourself on my sword, ser. I know it can be quite difficult handling something so big if you haven't the experience but I believe in you.

[ that's a penis joke, by the way. she's saying you have a small dick. ]