cryptologic: (▲ from the beast about to strike)
dipper "i could probably rob a bank" pines ([personal profile] cryptologic) wrote in [community profile] estoria 2015-10-06 01:10 am (UTC)

dipper is a treasure trove of dumb expressions

[ this is why you should always be overly prepared like dipper and carry extra batteries on your person at all times! which he...actually does have in his pocket. but somehow he's not sure a robot is going to run on double-A's.

besides, there's a bigger problem to deal with first. it has fangs, and it's probably hungry. ]


Uhh - uh - [ trees were no good. even if they could get baymax up one, dipper didn't doubt that the wolf could easily knock them out if it wanted to. and fighting it seemed like a stupidly suicidal idea.

but he's got one other idea that's just dumb enough to work. thinking fast, he tosses the spear for hiro to catch. ]


Here! Hold it off for as long as you can! Keep its attention on you!

[ THAT'S NOT ASKING TOO MUCH, RIGHT. hopefully not, because dipper darts out of the clearing and out of sight, running deeper into the jungle. ]

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