Well, even though I'm frankly amazed you haven't encountered problems like this before with this much hair, it's at least more forgivable that you haven't at least tied it up more, if you haven't had prior incidents...

[ He's so forgiving and understanding!!

He finally breaks off one of the larger and more stubborn branches. Sorry if it swings down to hit you now that it's not attached to the tree anymore, Athena. ]