[Holy shit where to even start. Out of all of the experiences Leon's had in Cerealia so far, this one will stand out for a long time as one of the most memorable . . . and not just because it's the first time a beautiful woman's stripped in front of him in a few months now. He doesn't stop her or say anything when she starts taking her clothes off, just watches with open appreciation; he tries to be as not-creepy as a guy who hasn't seen a naked woman not on a screen in a little while can be, to his credit. But yeah, he's watching, especially when she doesn't seem to be put off by the fact that he's doing so.

He has no idea what to expect, and then it happens, and the whole thing is . . . fascinating. It feels strangely intimate, like something he shouldn't be seeing, but he can't make himself look away either. And it's kind of creepy and kind of beautiful at the same time, and he doesn't know what to make of that either.

It all makes for a really weird boner.

(Thankfully not literally, at least not right now, noticeably. Maybe later, though. He can see that being a thing later.)

But he watches the whole thing in silence, eyes huge and lips slightly parted in shock, and after all of that, when she's finished:]

. . . Oh my god.

[He's not really the articulate type.]

I mean, damn, that--holy shit! You were serious! That was--so cool! So weird, but that was awesome, you just, like--!