A giant pirate ghost? I dunno why I even listen to anything anyone says anymore . . . it's all just totally crazy talk to me!

[He makes a face back at that grin. It's not actually upset; Leon's more resigned than riled up. And actually, he likes hearing about all the crazy stuff--sometimes. Sometimes, though, it just makes him wonder what kind of world he's even living in, and why did it take him supposedly nineteen years to figure out how fucked up it was?]

How long you been a witch? You've had a crazy life since you were born, right? It's just so friggin' weird . . . I had a completely normal life until--I dunno, I guess a few days before I got here, whatever. Since I got here, close enough! Now I just wanna know where that life went!