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[Marco doesn't reply.]

[Instead, where there was a pineapple-headed guy...]

[There is now a flaming blue sparkly bird.]

[Phoenix: meet... a phoenix.]

[And the bird just calmly walks over to Phoenix the flaming attorney, and holds open a flaming blue wing...]

[And cascades a shower of blue sparkles all over the smoking jacket. Literally smoking, not a jacket for smoking. Yes.]

[Believe it or not though... this does not fan the flames, and instead seems to help? Except that the glitter might stick.]

[On the bright side, the fireflies don't seem to faze the bird at all, he just sort of sweeps them aside with his wings like they're sparkles too.]

[Yeah... that might have been a bit weird.]

[Even for "sucked into another world, twice and then into a deep dark volcano where green fireflies are lighting jackets on fire" standards.]

[Is it better or worse that things can still get weirder from here?]