[The grungy jungle lineup that is soon to become the crispy fried volcano collection... Not even a thousand showers will be able to fix that. Fashion critics will be suitably horrified.
He coughs.]
No kidding. The jungle? Not that big a fire hazard — as long as you didn't pull a stupid move, that is. [Looking at you, whoever set the village on fire.] Now, we should only count ourselves as lucky if the fireflies don't come to visit around nap time.
[Haha good thing proper sleep is for the weak. And also those who can even manage to get a proper night's rest in these conditions? He looks and feels like an overcooked shrimp already, and that's without factoring in any minor burns. THANKS FOR THE NEW """LIVING""" ARRANGEMENTS, ARDEO. WHAT A PAL.]
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He coughs.]
No kidding. The jungle? Not that big a fire hazard — as long as you didn't pull a stupid move, that is. [Looking at you, whoever set the village on fire.] Now, we should only count ourselves as lucky if the fireflies don't come to visit around nap time.
[Haha good thing proper sleep is for the weak. And also those who can even manage to get a proper night's rest in these conditions? He looks and feels like an overcooked shrimp already, and that's without factoring in any minor burns. THANKS FOR THE NEW """LIVING""" ARRANGEMENTS, ARDEO. WHAT A PAL.]