[If he could dig himself a hole in the ground and throw himself into it right now, he would. Alas, his options aren't nearly so broad - actually, his only options are listening and watching - and so he's forced to sit through the slow, steady torture of a random girl teaching him how to properly hit on other girls.
At least they're only 20 minutes from his place. And at least no one else is here to see his descent into complete and utter shame, the rest of the passersby too absorbed in their own personal problems to notice.]
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At least they're only 20 minutes from his place. And at least no one else is here to see his descent into complete and utter shame, the rest of the passersby too absorbed in their own personal problems to notice.]
Have you actually done this before?
[Sorry if he sounds kind of incredulous.]