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chibi // ([personal profile] manolia) wrote in [community profile] estoria 2015-12-17 02:48 am (UTC)

[Chibi's about to move a hand prying towards his er, excuse me, that's a very intimate touch, madam when a loud, ungodly whirring cuts him off. He turns, and the first thing he sees is a CERES-brand vacuum; he hears England's voice from behind it, and--]

[Oh, there was a ghost in it. That explains something. But is England getting jealous of a ghost-powered sexbot? Aah, and he had thought being jealous of that woman he was staying with was bad...!]

[The vacuum clicks off, and the android collapses to its knees, then gently onto the path. Chibi gives it a good look to make sure it's not damaged - it's not its fault it was possessed! - before stepping over its lifeless body to give England a quick kiss.]


You know, I saw one of those vacuum cleaners in my apartment, but I hadn't had time to inspect it. [He wishes he had, now - finally, has CERES given them something useful? His roomba had certainly seemed interested in it, or at least in bumping into it and chirping.] Strange it was a ghost in there, though; you'd expect it to be a bit more... Murderous.

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