[Now Kaoru can sling sticky-hands at all unsuspecting bystanders. Maybe they'll even catch a ghost!!

How very nice of this fine upstanding gentleman, though. Kaoru will wait patiently for the dusting to end, making a mental note to wash this outfit once the washing machines stop being possessed and spitting out a thousand gallons of soap suds.]

Thank you, sir. [And as far as the rude shit ghosts go:] This isn't the first time that some of these spirits have visited this area. I don't believe that it's ever been this severe, even so... But they have surely always been around. Avoiding them may work for now, but it's impossible to tell how long that might last.