Mm, it finds you, right? I know how it is. [Chibi does, really - trouble just sniffs around some people. Still, he puts on playful disbelief, grinning.]

Depends on how nice we're talking. I'm courting someone at the moment, actually, so not too nice or he'll take it the wrong way, but-- [The android moves its hand into his hat, and he sharply yanks it away from whatever's under there, visibly irritated. Don't touch there--!!] I'll buy you dinner, or a drink or two, just. Urgh.

[It moves closer, eyes blinking little robotic hearts. Goddess, why him?]