[ hawke just covers her face with a hand and mumbles a sweet maker under her breath. oh my god, this is incredibly embarrassing.

then she drops the hand and with a sigh, well. ]

I suppose there's always a first time for everything. I'm not going to have sex with you, ser. I think it be best if we just part ways now and you can go find a robot to indulge yourself in. You do have your coupons from your arrival, yes?