[He is actually a GIANT NERD so, you know. He reacts to that as well as anyone can expect. Which is to say, he contemplates pushing her off a split second before it happens. Makes a face at her like this is grade school a split second after, too, before he puts a lid on it. Is this... what it feels like to be smooched by a prehistoric artifact...??? HOW TERRIBLE. And how very kindergarten of her. It wasn't even that good a cheek kiss. 0/10. Not romance'd.
But she felt the need to react like that, so he considers this a win. This has totally turned into the weirdest sort of dick measuring contest to ever disgrace this planet.]
Alright. [LIKE NOTHING OUT OF THE ORDINARY HAS HAPPENED.] This way.
[AND OFF HE GOES in some direction. A direction. One direction. This is not Google Maps, okay.]
if i die please write "romance'd" on my grave
But she felt the need to react like that, so he considers this a win. This has totally turned into the weirdest sort of dick measuring contest to ever disgrace this planet.]
Alright. [LIKE NOTHING OUT OF THE ORDINARY HAS HAPPENED.] This way.
[AND OFF HE GOES in some direction. A direction. One direction. This is not Google Maps, okay.]