[ hawke seriously just wants to hit him now. she's weighing the pros and cons of her ego to continue the banter or just give up and beat the shit out of him. hawke doesn't like being outbantered!! this is why all her cerealia friendships are terrible.

but without missing a beat, she gives a sad (if facetious) sigh as he finishes talking about his high standards. oh, jason. ]

Is this because I've been calling you Nancy Drew? I did figure out it was fake when I tried to send you a letter the other day.

[ hawke's so old she accidentally calls texts letters because sometimes she forgets the new terminology. leave her alone. ]

Still, if you'd prefer to be friendless and alone, you only need to say so. I'm not cruel.

[ this is the most pathetic conversation is all of cerealia. ]