[ He feels marginally guilty about ruining Poptarts for her - seriously, who does that - but all the same, it's better that she knows the truth!!
The truth is a sad, Poptart-less existence. Unless you just don't care about preservatives, like him. Then again, he's a growing boy. He'll eat just about anything.
...But not this many pineapples. ]
Oh, it's for work. [ Which doesn't really explain anything. ] I mean - I'm a delivery boy. Sometimes I get really weird requests, like "pick up 30 pineapples from Trader CERES and bring them to this address". Believe it or not, I've had weirder.
[ Then, more to himself than to her: ] Noooot sure how I'm going to get these on my bike, actually...
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The truth is a sad, Poptart-less existence. Unless you just don't care about preservatives, like him. Then again, he's a growing boy. He'll eat just about anything.
...But not this many pineapples. ]
Oh, it's for work. [ Which doesn't really explain anything. ] I mean - I'm a delivery boy. Sometimes I get really weird requests, like "pick up 30 pineapples from Trader CERES and bring them to this address". Believe it or not, I've had weirder.
[ Then, more to himself than to her: ] Noooot sure how I'm going to get these on my bike, actually...