[He apparently considers this for a moment before giving a satisfied nod. This aligns with his expectations of the world. Unlike a certain zombie he spoke to who claims to enjoy living in a cardboard box.]

Looks stiff as a board. [Is that a joke? Is it a serious observation? The world may never know. The Spine certainly isn't giving any indication one way or the other. There's a hiss and he drops an inch before his knees catch. Perfectly normal, nothing to worry about.] Gotta admit, it's nice and quiet in here. I can see the appeal as far as nappin' goes.

[And that is definitely an approximation of an apologetic smile.] Sorry about wakin' you. Can I make it up to you somehow? Coffee? Doritos?

[Food makes everything better where humans are concerned, right?]