...all I'm saying is, it wouldn't kill him to put a little effort into her instead of himself, y'know? I mean, he's a nice guy, sure, but does he even know what her favourite flower is? Has he ever even smelled a flower in his life, or does he just walk around on this earth thinking that flowers smell hi-- ZWEI!!! [ Jaune jumps back in outrage as the corgi raised a leg to pee on him. ]

You can't-- don't pee on me while we're having a D&M!! At least let me finish making a point!