[It is possible the dog dropped this soggy, damp, rolled-up newspaper in front of Sakuya for non-fetch reasons. It all depends on how he feels about birds. But there is no answer that will impress Sakuya, who feels less than charitable towards dogs, and especially dogs offering him trash.]
—What is this, you dirty mutt? What do you think you are up to? How disgusting.
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—What is this, you dirty mutt? What do you think you are up to? How disgusting.