[open] WHO LET THE DOG OUT

[flaredo]

Who: flaredo & undaunts and YOU! (Tagging order will be You-Ruby-Yang!)
When: IC 5/1
Where: Everywheeeeeeeeere
What: In which a corgi rains terror over the populace
Rating/Warning: C for CORGIIIIIIII

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[ So while you're walking about, enjoying or hating your day, you will encounter a dog. This dog will, as adorable corgis do, perform one of the following feats:

a.) Steal whatever you're holding for a game of Keep Away. Don't think that being tall will save you, he's got quite the spring in his hind legs.

b.) Drop whatever thing he's picked up (ball, wadded up paper, someone's high heel) and wait expectantly for you to play fetch with him.

c.) Bark. And roll over. This means love him.

d.) Trip you. It's probably unintentional.

Whatever he does, at least you'll hear two voices (familiar or not) clamoring in the distance for "Zweeeeeeeeeeeeeei!" and then Yang and Ruby will be heading in your direction at high speed.

Whatever you do, don't grab the dog and run. They may not know who you are, but they will find you. And they will kill you.

Or at least make you regret it. ]

Comments

[flaredo]

You forgot the part where you got lime juice in your eye.

[ Also explaining nothing. ]

[moribound]

[That certainly explains nothing, and Minato's smile slowly turns into a puzzled frown as he holds Zwei a little tightly with arms crossed.]

...That explained nothing. So you're saying Zwei escaped when the both of you had to stop because of the bot and the gang, and Ruby got lime juice in her eye? [It's okay Minato, you really don't need to make sense out of it.]

[undaunts]

[... She blinks. And again. And then--]

No, it didn't happen like that at all. Silly Minato!

[Don't try to make sense of it, Minato.]

[flaredo]

It's a long story, but Zwei's fine, and we're fine, so no harm done!

[ YEP. ]

[moribound]

Silly Minato... [He's mumbling it to himself as Zwei wags his tail and barks happily which naturally drowns out his mumbling, but at least he's definitely not offended.]

Whatever actually happened I'm glad you two are fine. ...Do you want him back now?

[undaunts]

Oh, it's fine if you wanna play with him for awhile.

In faaaact... why don't you walk him with us?

[brilliant plans by Ruby Rose.]

[flaredo]

We'll get him back on his leash, he shouldn't try to book it again!

[ Probably. ]

[moribound]

Sure, I'd like that- here. [Minato's pleased to hear their offer, and thankfully he's not so surprised as to drop Zwei, setting the corgi down beside them gently.]

I don't think he'd run away again...he seems to be having fun like this.

[undaunts]

Great!

[And Ruby just nods at that, shooting Zwei a look.]

Yeah... he's kind of happy when he has attention. Show-off.

[It's a family trait]

[flaredo]

[ Yang crouches to pat Zwei, as the corgi scampers over, and then starts to run circles. ]

He should be fine...

[moribound]

[Don't mind him just spacing off looking at how happy Zwei is.]

He's got all three of us. [And pay no attention to how he's smiling.] Well, shall we go? I think he's getting a little impatient.

[undaunts]

Yeah..... yeah he is.

Here, Minato, you take the leash!

[LET ZWEI PULL YOU FOR A CHANGE.]

[flaredo]

Don't underestimate him, he's mighty...

[moribound]

[Minato's not one to underestimate even a dog, but he's walked Koromaru before and accepts the leash without hesitation, paying a little too much attention to Zwei's owners.]

Eh? I'll be fine, I've- ah!? [And Zwei is of course excited enough to have a new friend that he barks excitedly and takes off, expecting the three of them to follow him.

...or as it seems one of them is getting a headstart while trying in vain to get the corgi to stop. Ruby and Yang can probably hear him saying something along the lines of "Please stop, Zwei!" before he gets too far away to be audible, oh well!]