[ so you lie to him and turn down his fries? what good of an employee are you!! cripes. ]

Nah, it's just a touch menacing. Like you're gonna suddenly skewer the kids if they get out of line. Creepy as fuck, bro.

[ wait a sec ]

And like, you're not gonna do that, are ya? 'Cause that would involve lawsuits and shit. Not my dime, CERES dime but then we'd all get fired and it would be a thing. Might even make the news. Preeeetty shitty outcome there.