PHASE 01 [He came for the extra points, he tells himself, as he stares at the ballroom, breathing in and out ever so slowly. He came for the extra points. He came to fight things, which is why he came in his usual gray clothing and armor. Breathe in. Extra points. Breathe out. Just for logging in.
He didn't mean to drink the punch, but food was always so tempting and blue was such a weird color. He wanted to try it before someone saw him.
Doutanuki breathes in again, feeling the tension rising in his shoulders despite his efforts to dispel it. Or maybe it's just that the clothes he suddenly finds himself in are uncomfortable. They're tight, not suited for battle, and his goddamn helmet just turned into a red tophat.
He had attempted to change back into his original outfit, his armor, by drinking different punches, but in the end, all of them were awful. His first attempt changed him into a godawful cupcake dress. His second? An orange monstrosity that exposed his legs?? He tried a few others, but this was the only one he felt he could wear without wanting to die.
It's this stupid game and he's going to be hiding along the edges of the dance, trying to avoid eye contact and figure out how to turn his helmet back into a friggin' helmet. Feel free to watch his magical girl transformations, or catch him trying to feed punch to the black tophat he's carrying. Maybe the helmet will have better luck than Dotanuki.]
PHASE 02 [The one saving grace of the evening is that he can win points for doing things. Most of the list is stupid, but there is one and only one that he thinks he can ace without a problem.
Have a dramatic fight with a close friend and storm out (you may come back after)
Are you a close friend? No? Too bad. He stopped listening after he heard "Dramatic Fight."
Doutanuki is going to approach anyone and everyone and point his sword at them.]
We have to fight.
BONUS [This. Place. SUCKS.
He'd come out here to get away from the party, and had thought a garden maze would be a good place to hide? No one would see his embarrassing clothes or try to make him feel better about them. No one would throw water balloons at his face or try to make him (shudder) dance.
But after a few minutes in the maze, he found himself attacked and trapped by a bunch of vines. Vines that won't let go no matter how many times he hacks and slashes them apart. He's hanging upside down, one leg and one arm trapped and tied at weird angles, the other reaching desperately for the sword lying on the ground.
How is he to know the vines will attack the next person to walk this way? He spies someone coming and calls out to them.]
Oi! Can you get me my vessel?
WILDCARD [Want a different scenario? Want to try Phase 3 or 4? Hit me up with anything.]
Douta(da)nuki Masakuni | OTA
[He came for the extra points, he tells himself, as he stares at the ballroom, breathing in and out ever so slowly. He came for the extra points. He came to fight things, which is why he came in his usual gray clothing and armor. Breathe in. Extra points. Breathe out. Just for logging in.
He didn't mean to drink the punch, but food was always so tempting and blue was such a weird color. He wanted to try it before someone saw him.
Doutanuki breathes in again, feeling the tension rising in his shoulders despite his efforts to dispel it. Or maybe it's just that the clothes he suddenly finds himself in are uncomfortable. They're tight, not suited for battle, and his goddamn helmet just turned into a red tophat.
He had attempted to change back into his original outfit, his armor, by drinking different punches, but in the end, all of them were awful. His first attempt changed him into a godawful cupcake dress. His second? An orange monstrosity that exposed his legs?? He tried a few others, but this was the only one he felt he could wear without wanting to die.
It's this stupid game and he's going to be hiding along the edges of the dance, trying to avoid eye contact and figure out how to turn his helmet back into a friggin' helmet. Feel free to watch his magical girl transformations, or catch him trying to feed punch to the black tophat he's carrying. Maybe the helmet will have better luck than Dotanuki.]
PHASE 02
[The one saving grace of the evening is that he can win points for doing things. Most of the list is stupid, but there is one and only one that he thinks he can ace without a problem.
Have a dramatic fight with a close friend and storm out (you may come back after)
Are you a close friend? No? Too bad. He stopped listening after he heard "Dramatic Fight."
Doutanuki is going to approach anyone and everyone and point his sword at them.]
We have to fight.
BONUS
[This. Place. SUCKS.
He'd come out here to get away from the party, and had thought a garden maze would be a good place to hide? No one would see his embarrassing clothes or try to make him feel better about them. No one would throw water balloons at his face or try to make him (shudder) dance.
But after a few minutes in the maze, he found himself attacked and trapped by a bunch of vines. Vines that won't let go no matter how many times he hacks and slashes them apart. He's hanging upside down, one leg and one arm trapped and tied at weird angles, the other reaching desperately for the sword lying on the ground.
How is he to know the vines will attack the next person to walk this way? He spies someone coming and calls out to them.]
Oi! Can you get me my vessel?
WILDCARD
[Want a different scenario? Want to try Phase 3 or 4? Hit me up with anything.]